Just two of us. <3 Officially, two. Technically, three. With my Abang. But then Abang is the dentist, so.. Is he counted? Never mind. My little cousin is veeeeeeeery talkative. Done my best to calm him down. :P

"Can you count till hundred?",
"Cannot! It's so difficult",
"Why?",
"I get thirsty".

Wahahahahahahhaha..!! This is probably the trending tweet I love most since I've been having twitter account! It was first spotted in Indonesia and now it's worldwide.

You're a nerd if you don't get it. :P

Since I'm a nerd, and I believe most of my friends (included you!) are nerd, let me explain it with two words :

Aidil Adha

Now you get it? Still don't?? You're a total nerd! Kan kita qorban kambing musim raya haji.. :)

here you go.. this is my new hero now. after going through all the pain caused by ulcer for 17 years, this is the first time im using such medicine for ulcer.. i found the gel inside of the fridge, my younger brother always been using it. i never had any interest on the gel. i was too ego,

"ahhh its only an ulcer, i dont need any medicine for it!!"

but then, suddenly i got a hidayah from Allah to use this thing. jeng3. i checked the expired date and its on 2012.. (the manufacturer must have seen the movie 2012 :D)

the moment i massage the gel on the ulce,

"uhhhh~~~" (have no word to describe)

and few seconds later.. i can feel the pain disappearing slowwwwlyyy..

Oh God.. this is so good.. Alhamdulillah..

 

"I miss him/her so much"

WHATEVER.

"I'm going to see him/her tomorroww. Yeay!"

WHATEVER.

"My dad bought me a bag.. ^^"

WHATEVER.

"They stared at me"

WHATEVER.

"OMG. *&^%$ likes my status!"

WHATEVER.

"His/her parents invited me to go to his/her house.. Feel so happy."

WHATEVER.

"DO YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACOUNT?"


WHATEVER.

And this shit remains forever. XD

Sumbangan deviantART

Baru saja selesai berbuka puasa bersama keluarga, saya membuka daun pintu utama untuk memberi makanan kepada kucing-kucing peliharaan saya di luar yang sudah tidak sabar menunggu bunyi kunci & kemunculan saya. Seekor demi seekor memanggil namaku (yeke?), lalu kusahut dengan penuh ceria, "Yaaaa.. Nak datang niii,,".

"NYEKKK..!!"

"HUWAAAARRRGGGGHHHH..!!!, "

Saya terpijak sesuatu yang berdarah sejuk. Saya terkejut lalu menjerit! (Pada sangkaanku saya telah terpijak seekor tikus) Rupa-rupanya saya telah memijak seekor katak yang tidak berdosa.. :( Kesian katak tersebut. Lalu saya terus meminta maaf daripada katak tersebut. Dengan sekelip mata katak tersebut menghilang..

Bila ada lab bio nak guna katak, tak muncul pula mereka ni!

Spongebob and Gary !

He started his class by explaining to us why he was late. We're gonna learn a new topic today, which is Probability. As he started to introduce the topic to us, by explaining it with our surrounding, which we really enjoy it cause he is naturally FUNNY & ROCK!

... Until we started to hear a noise. "BUZZZZZ... BUUUUZZZZZZZZZ.."

Omg I can't stop laughing. :D